I wouldn’t call my wife slow, but…
“Hey Tracy, what nationality is Mr. Sheen?”
“What?”
“What nationality is Mr. Sheen?”
“Who do you mean?”
“Mr. Sheen.”
“… Charlie Sheen? or…”
“Y’know, Mr. Sheen. Like from the adverts on TV.”
“Oh. Right. Er… maybe he’s about 60-odd or something”
“…”
“What?”
“What nationality is he?”
“Oh. Haha.. oops. Um.. is he American or something?”
“Polish”
“Oh is he? I didn’t know that.”
“…”
“…”
“???”
“Oh, for fucks sake.”
1 comment June 21st, 2008