Inverness

September 28th, 2004

Spent the September weekend up in Inverness relaxing probably a little too much. We could probably have watched daytime telly at home, but it is after all slightly more exotic after a three hour drive northwards.

I was bitterly disappointed that I didn’t win the competition on ‘This Morning’ to have my mortgage paid for a year, despite my clever strategy of entering twice using two different mobile phones.

I was also quite surprised to see Phillip Schofield presenting it; I’ve not been keeping up with daytime telly developments you see.

Finally, I was rather peeved to discover Jo Brand revealing that the two most boring topics of conversation are children and peoples dreams. As an expectant father who has a blog featuring regular weird dream updates, I’m very upset to know this. Ybiia must radically change if it is to avoid becoming completely fucked. I never did like Jo Brand anyway.

On a separate note, we acquired a small desk whilst up north which is now in the living room with my computer on it. This is distressing because it marks phase one of the scheme to boot me out of my own ’study’ and turn it into a nursery.

My cherished very-very-large desk is also being booted out of the house to make room for a cot and some colourful furniture.

But that’s dangerously close to talking about kids for my liking. I also had an absolute belter of a weird dream while I was there but you’re not knowing what it is. I’m in a huff.

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