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Add comment August 20th, 2004

Kids brains

One good thing about expecting a child, is the delight you can get from planning how to warp that child’s malleable mind.

In the future, my kid will no doubt come to me or Mummy and say, “Daddy or Mummy? Where did I come from?”

Being prepared, I will of course explain that junior came from an egg that was hatched in the back garden, and that Mummy had to sit on that egg for a whole nine months.

We will of course have photographic evidence to support that claim and a shot of Mummy on a large nest with a mug of tea, a packet of biscuits and a book of baby names already exists in anticipation of the question.

Har har har…

Add comment August 4th, 2004