I am Belle de Jour

I can’t take this any longer. The constant lying is starting to get to me. I am, in fact, Belle de Jour.

I’m not Toby Young, Caitlin Moran, Sarah Champion or anyone else who has been outed through means of statistical analysis, random name picking and proximity to eroticism in their authored books.

So there you go. Conclusive proof in the form of this post that Belle de Jour is me. Well done - you’ve discovered the unquestionable truth about everyone’s favourite documentarian call-girl. Now go and link to this post so that my hits go up and everyone will think I’m very clever for having duped so many for so long.

Maybe I’ll appear on Richard and Judy or something now that I’m gonna be famous and have a book to plug. Me and Richard could talk about blow-jobs and Judy would get all flustered and turn red and embarassed and stuff, hahahahaha!

Oh, sorry. That was my er.. other writing style.

Add comment March 18th, 2004

Google no love me

Apparently Google have revised their page-rank values, but left their algorithm alone. Overnight, my page-rank has dropped from 4/10 to 1/10. Smelly Google. If you want to know your page-rank, and you don’t use the google toolbar, then go to the page-rank calculator.

This morning, as I got off the train there were no ticket inspectors at the end of the platform. Instead there was a bunch of police officers handing out leaflets. The leaflets just said ‘TERRORISM TRAVELS - Suspicious? Let us know. Crimestoppers 0800 555 111. Call anonymously’.

That kind of shook me a little bit.

Update: It seems that I was wrong. My page-rank only drops to 1/10 if I take away the ‘www’ but at the start of the URL. You’d think that Google would know they were the same, wouldn’t you? Oh well. Anyone know how to make Google realise that the two URLs are the same site?

Add comment March 18th, 2004