Archive for February 13th, 2004

wow its true

Can’t believe this. Anyone up for a drink or two on the 27th February should held down to london. For more info visit www.thecirclelinepubcrawl.co.uk. Never been here before so I think I’ll take a look around!

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Linux News

Hey third time since 1991, wooo. Im counting Chickens……
http://bbspot.com/News/2000/9/linux_laid.html

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A Tiny Confession

There are many, many Big Issue sellers in this town, but each chooses, on the first day on the job, one line from a very very short list to repeat over and over in an attempt to draw punters. “Buy the Big Issue, help the homeless,” is the most common, but my favourite is the pleading “Big Issue, please?” On hearing that, I’ve always wanted to pull out a copy, say “here you go,” and charge him a pound.

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Edinburgh V Glasgow

I was working in Edinburgh for most of this week… Edinburgh people are 35 miles away from Glasgow people, and they are different. Different Peculiar.

Stopped off at McDonalds off Pricess street, there was an old sailor like man with a long beard, a hat made from a sack, and he had made his own shoes from old milk containers. Thank GOD McDonalds dont have re-useable cutlery.

Man behind him wore an old michael Jackson type leather Jacket, with the Gerry Anderson lapellettes.

Further into my day a man in a suit drove past on a bike, suit tails and tie blowing in the wind.

Passed some artists (they wore cravats) drawing pictures of a large square building.

Went to a pub across from the Cavalry club (Sports bar), there two men (One was bald on top but looked impish) ran in, with a camera, and hid downstairs for a bit, before surfacing with ‘Aye Frankie man s awright, dinnae worry, cmoan’.

A very interesting Day in Edinburgh, oh and why are Buildings in Edinburgh so dirty, the MWB business exchange has not washed its windows in years….

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Pirates V Ninjas V Ligers

Pirates wear big flowery shirts, have crappy cutlasses, and live on a ship full of other bearded men. Potentially they are just a collection of big girls and they probably like knitting in groups and reading OK magazine together.

Ninjas dress in black, which automatically makes them cool and mega hard. They have throwing stars, swords, and smokes bombs they can disappear in. They are certainly second.

Ligers are awesome. They grow to 12 feet tall, can run at 50mph and can dodge bullets. They have been known to be indestructible. In a pack they could probably overcome nuclear weapons. They so rule!

So there you are. Ligers would absolutely kick the arse of ninjas and pirates and then for sheer fun they would eat their corpses.

Remember kids, never mess with a liger. He won’t just eat you, he will track down your family and eat them too!

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We can all go home now

Yes, it is art. I have proven it in the lab.

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