Thinking of Doughnuts

February 12th, 2004

Today I got a coupon in the mail. The coupon whet my appetite by telling me that a new Krispy Kreme doughnut shop would finally be opening down the street from my house. And to celebrate? A coupon for a dozen hot glazed doughnuts for 99 cents. That is, after I’ve already bought a dozen doughnuts at the regular price.

I’ve been trying to figure out how many of the 24 doughnuts I should eat myself, and how many I could try to give away to homeless people near the Santa Monica store. But then I thought about the Twinkie Defense (a man who had eaten 7 Twinkies and killed a man got off due to insanity/too much sugar) and wondered if I would be responsible if a homeless man that I gave doughnuts to, killed someone in his sugar-filled haze?

So I’ve decided to eat all 24.

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