I’ll regret this

For some reason, graffiti the web attracts about 50% fan-mail and 50% hate-mail. Mostly the hate-mail is from disappointed people who think I conned them into believing it would hack into a web server and mess up any page on the internet, which of course it doesn’t do. Today, I got these from Steven Englert…

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Subject: graffitti a web site

You are by far the dumbest ass hole I have ever heard of,and I have met some real dumbasses.Get a grip on reality,try to do something constructive with your life, like learning something,do you really want people to think that you can place graffiti on a web site you are a Fu####g asss hole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.do you think that that covers it all fucking jerk !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. YOU SUCK ASS!!!!!

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Subject: you are fucking geek

you are really a stupid fucking stupid stupid and I mean stupid fucking jerk. You definetly have too much time on your hands and don’t know what to do with it do you ?You apparently have some knoledge as you are able to get onto the internet, so why not use your time to do some good in life or is that too fuckin gay.Oh by the way did I tell you that you are a stupid fucking jerk.

GO SUCK DONKEY DICK

Please do the world a favor and really think about anything that is relevant to life in general !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Except Steven had kindly coloured in parts of it and selected a variety of large and interesting fonts in order to communicate his point more vividly.

Thanks, Steven.

Add comment January 23rd, 2004

Plastered

Today’s one of those days where things need to go smoothly, but you just know will go wrong somewhere along the line.

Today, Mr. Plasterer is coming to our house to replaster the living room. The house is being house-sat by my missus’ dad. At the same time, Mr. Tumble-dryer repair man is coming out to fix the tumble dryer, somewhat reluctantly it seems since it failed within the guarantee period. He’s already failed to show up twice.

Oh, and the dog’s in heat.

I had a really weird dream last night, and another the night before but I seem to be going through a phase of not being able to remember them. Kinda annoying, that.

Add comment January 23rd, 2004