Christmas time
… Mistletoe and wine…
ahem.

I’m starting a festive tally…
Number of times an unexpected icey slide has been corrected through expert balance: 2
Number of times I’ve fallen on my arse and slid 10 feet down a hill: 1
Number of days that the ice has covered the ground: 2
Calculated risk of death before spring: 87%
Add comment December 9th, 2003
