The Spoon Game

October 24th, 2003

How to piss off someone in an amusing way.

Visit their home and then, when leaving, tell them that you’ve hidden a spoon somewhere in the flat and they have to find it. You could mention that there is a five pound note wrapped around it too.

Mention it again five months later and ask them if they’ve found the spoon. Wait for one more week.

The missus’ pal then phoned up sounding rather angry and demanding to know where we’d hidden the spoon. Apparently she’d broken three nails and killed a plant which was uprooted from its pot in the quest to find the missing spoon.

“It’s in my bag” was my wife’s reply.

Then we all pissed ourselves laughing, except for the poor victim who’s threats of retaliation sounded empty thanks to her living safely four-hundred miles away in London.

Play the spoon game with one of your mates today - you won’t regret it.

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